Our all-time favorites:
McDonald’s Chicken & Waffles
More popular down South, or anywhere near a Waffle House.
Subway’s Pizza Sub
It’s pretty much just an Italian BMT with some marinara sauce from the meatball bin. Some would call that resourceful, others, ballsy.
Taco Bell The Incredible Hulk
Replaces the 5-Layer Burrito’s nacho cheese with guac, and the inside-tortilla with salsa. Its your strategic low-fat option, if you’re on a diet but going to Taco Bell.
Wendy’s Barnyard Burger
This burger ate a chicken sandwich then got strangled by some bacon. But you--you are on top of the fast food chain.
Starbucks Puppuccino
If you’re high and walking your dog through a Starbucks, don’t forget to grab a full cup of whipped cream for your pup. Then trot it promptly home to fumigate the house.
5 Guys Burgers & Fries Patty Melt
Is it a super-awesome grilled cheese? Or a sort-of-awesome cheeseburger?
Arby’s Meat Mountain
To prepare for a long winter, it’s strategic to stock up on several months’ worth of calories at once with the Meat Mountain; you get bacon, roast beef, cheddar, steak, bristket, corned beef, swiss cheese, ham, roast turkey, and two chicken tenders. At ten bucks it’s probably worth it, as long as you don’t mind sitting on a toilet for four straight hours.
In-N-Out, Animal Style
Probably the most widely-recognized secret command, get any burger or fries covered in melted cheese, grilled onions, and grease.
Denny’s French Toast Grilled Cheese
The question is, how high are you?
Chipotle Quesarito
It’s a burrito wrapped inside a quesadilla. Availability uncertain... same goes for digestion.
In-N-Out 20x20
Very possibly the stonedest creation of a sandwich in the history of mankind, get 20 (or up to 100?) patties stacked between two buns, all buffered with cheese. Cheezus.
