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Cannascopes: Discover Your Fortune!

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Cannascopes: Discover Your Fortune!

The zodiac, demystified. Aries - The whole world would be awestruck to know you’re wearing an Apple Vision Pro, except maybe the person you’re operating on. Taurus - It’s not the ....

Apr 25, 2024 · 1 min read

History of the Air Jørgen

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History of the Air Jørgen

There’s a shoe making the rounds on talkshows and celebrity feet in a sort of revival lately, however, it’s not clear we ever really said goodbye. The Air Jørgen, nearing 40 years in....

May 16, 2023 · 2 min read

The Stoner in the Machine

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The Stoner in the Machine

We’ve all been impressed with Chat GPT, which launched in late November and set the world of news ablaze with its amazing feats. One million users signed up in five days, breakin....

Mar 9, 2023 · 4 min read

Merry Christember from Cannasaver!

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Merry Christember from Cannasaver!

Merry Christember from Cannasaver! STOCK UP ON GIFTBAGS FOR YOU. Find all the HOLIDAY DEALS HERE. Stuff your stocking with strategy, or, get away from the craziness for five mi....

Dec 20, 2022 · 1 min read

INDEPTH REPORT: The Canngressional Hearings 2022

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INDEPTH REPORT: The Canngressional Hearings 2022

EDITOR'S NOTE: Although controversial in nature, there is no way we could ignore the hearings currently underway at the Capitol. As journalists we are bound to report on the facts, a....

Jul 12, 2022 · 4 min read

Buddha Grass

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Buddha Grass

By W. Goodwin We arise in the predawn darkness fearing another disappointment. Are the clouds of the previous three days still blocking the giant peaks from our hungry eyes? Baref....

May 23, 2022 · 4 min read

Tale of a Resin-Swabber Has Kind Ending

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Tale of a Resin-Swabber Has Kind Ending

Samuel Hillis is not new to Resin. The 87-year-old Cannatown resident was born in Resinville during some of the village’s most difficult years, the dust bowl. “They called it that be....

May 13, 2022 · 3 min read

Housing Offers Now Listing Owners By Dozen

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Housing Offers Now Listing Owners By Dozen

It felt like finding secret treasure. “I was like, if we’re doing it, why aren’t other people doing it?” asks Shawna Monson, a home buyer who recently purchased a house amidst a whir....

May 5, 2022 · 2 min read

City Rethinks Popsicle-Stick Construction Plans

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City Rethinks Popsicle-Stick Construction Plans

It took nearly two years, thirteen metric tons of ganj, 100 workers, and roughly two trillion popsicle sticks, but the Golden Goat bridge, once thought a feat of engineering, came down i....

Mar 23, 2022 · 1 min read

I Can't Stop Thinking, Is This All There Is To Life?

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I Can't Stop Thinking, Is This All There Is To Life?

Don't tell me this is it. Please. Somewhere out there, there's a machine, who just lives to be. None of this 24/7/365 workin', none of this whirring to life the second you're plugged ....

Mar 7, 2022 · 2 min read

Photographer Captures the Color of Off-White

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Photographer Captures the Color of Off-White

Bethany Johnson has a knack for pasty, vanilla nothingness of non-color. So apt, that the Cannatown Museum of Very High Art will feature a collection of her work beginning next Friday. ....

Mar 7, 2022 · 1 min read

New Monorail Line Coming to Cannatown Hole

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New Monorail Line Coming to Cannatown Hole

After years of having to trudge through the miles in the mud, especially in chilling rain, Cannatown residents are investing new infrastructure dollars into a monorail for the Cannatown ....

Feb 3, 2022 · 2 min read

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